I/O Deja Vu

A Farce In One Act*

IBOX: Hello, CACHE? I'd like the data for location 54321.
CACHE: I'm sorry sir. I don't have that data. Just a moment and I'll try to get it for you.
CACHE: Hello, MAP? I need the address for location 54321.
MAP: I don't have that address, sir. That address is stored at location 76543. Just a moment and I'll try to get it for you.
MAP: Hello, I/O control? I need the data from location 76543.
I/O: Just a moment, I'll try to get it.
I/O: Hello, CACHE? I need the data from location 76543.
CACHE: I don't seem to have that data, and I'm not about to get it.
I/O: Hello, MAP? What is the address for location 76543?
MAP: That address is 222543.
I/O: Hello, CORE? What is the data at 222543?
CORE: That data is INDIRECT PAGE TABLE 21, PAGE 44.
I/O: Hello, MAP? That data you wanted is INDIRECT PAGE TABLE 21, PAGE 44.
MAP: Fine. Now I need INDIRECT PAGE TABLE ENTRY 21. That will be stored at location 556. Would you get me the data at 556?
I/O: I'll try.
I/O: Hello, CACHE? I need the data from location 556.
CACHE: That data is 6767.
I/O: Hello, MAP? That data you wanted is 6767.
MAP: Good. Now, let's see. 6767 plus 44 is 7033. Now, get me the data at 7033.
I/O: Hold on.
I/O: Hello, CACHE? I need the data from location 7033.
CACHE: I'm sorry. I don't have that data. You'll have to get it from CORE.
I/O: Hello, MAP? I need the address for location 7033.
MAP: I'm sorry. I don't seem to have that address. I'll try to get it, but I'll probably forget what I was doing before, so you might as well too.
MAP: Hello, I/O? I'm trying to get the address for 7033. That data should be stored at location 112233. Would you get me that data?
I/O: (sigh) I'll try.
I/O: Hello, CACHE? I need the data from location 112233.
CACHE: That data is 4242.
I/O: Hello, MAP? That data you wanted is 4242.
MAP: I'll store that away. HEY IBOX, I just stored something.
IBOX: Hello, CACHE? I'd like the data for location 54321.
CACHE: I'm sorry sir. I don't have that data. Just a moment and I'll try...

*Thanks to S. Foonly, Artificial Intelligence Laboratory, Stanford University, Stanford CA.


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